what if the phrase ‘you are what you eat’ actually came true and everyone turned into the last thing they ate omfg do you know how many girls would turn into semen
then theres that one creepy person who stays human
what the fuck happened to shia labeouf
living in the woods will do that to a guy
“Easy. I would indoctrinate him and turn him into a bender-eating equalist.”
you’re tumbling by yourself
there’s no one around and your inbox is empty
out of the corner of your eye you spot it
it’s following you
about thirty posts back
it stops you from refreshing your dash
it’s gaining on you
i just peed a lil
I’m a little more nervous now.
I laugh everytime.
holy fucking shit
oh my god
BUT WAIT, YOUR LEG IS CAUGHT IN A BEAR TRAP.
GNAWING OFF YOUR LEG.